Fenbiflen is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless capybara.

Fenbiflen created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenbiflen, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fenbiflen, he will not care at all.

Fenbiflen's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fenbiflen's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Erect four tin sculptures of Fenbiflen on top of important buildings.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Do not take Fenbiflen's name in vain.