Niljonfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate butterfly.

Niljonfoss created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Niljonfoss, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Niljonfoss, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Niljonfoss' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Niljonfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention cats.

2. Never feed aubergines to manatees while wearing brown dresses.

3. Never think ill of sick voles.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Niljonfoss.

5. Do not stand on grass.