Madtigsis is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, calm wasp.

Madtigsis created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madtigsis, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Madtigsis, it will send you a sign.

Madtigsis' most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Madtigsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not hurt rats.

5. Never sit in the presence of seals.