Daplagwik is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, moody dingo.

Daplagwik created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Daplagwik, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Daplagwik, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Daplagwik's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Daplagwik's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

5. Never mention sharks.