Artgunlig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying whale.

Artgunlig created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Artgunlig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Artgunlig, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Artgunlig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Artgunlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Run away if nine aardvarks approach from the south.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Feed all hungry swans.