Gupvedstiploop Ontxinsid Gilrutstan is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, awesome rat.

Gupvedstiploop Ontxinsid Gilrutstan created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Gupvedstiploop Ontxinsid Gilrutstan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gupvedstiploop Ontxinsid Gilrutstan, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gupvedstiploop Ontxinsid Gilrutstan's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gupvedstiploop Ontxinsid Gilrutstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Gupvedstiploop Ontxinsid Gilrutstan on top of all buildings.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gupvedstiploop Ontxinsid Gilrutstan.

4. Retreat if five mice approach from the north.

5. Nematodes are not to be trusted.