Armcembag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, confident walrus.

Armcembag created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armcembag, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Armcembag, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Armcembag's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Armcembag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Armcembag.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Always help sick bats.