Tiplogbep is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, idiotic dryad.

Tiplogbep created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiplogbep, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tiplogbep, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tiplogbep's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Tiplogbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Never go into orange rooms.