Cudbonksom is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, astonishing clam.

Cudbonksom created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudbonksom, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudbonksom, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cudbonksom's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cudbonksom's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near goats.

2. Cudbonksom loves ants, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.