Watpitcepstaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, flying cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Watpitcepstaf created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Watpitcepstaf, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Watpitcepstaf, he will turn you into a rat.

Watpitcepstaf's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Watpitcepstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.