Nurflagjip is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish rhinoceros.

Nurflagjip created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Nurflagjip, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nurflagjip, he will turn you into a dog.

Nurflagjip's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nurflagjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Nurflagjip on top of all buildings.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.