Cencabgig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, intelligent wasp.

Cencabgig created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Cencabgig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cencabgig, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cencabgig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cencabgig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Cencabgig on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cencabgig.

4. Never talk about voles.

5. Never paint your arms magenta.