Xincibtom is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Xincibtom created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xincibtom, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xincibtom, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Xincibtom's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Xincibtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange dresses.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xincibtom.