Fasfemvan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet ant.

Fasfemvan created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fasfemvan, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fasfemvan, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fasfemvan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fasfemvan's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must love Fasfemvan.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not take Fasfemvan's name in vain.