Rakmitnegbarntitcud is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, uncaring dove.

Rakmitnegbarntitcud created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakmitnegbarntitcud, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rakmitnegbarntitcud, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Rakmitnegbarntitcud's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Rakmitnegbarntitcud's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never feed tomatoes to bats while wearing cyan trousers.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Always treat porpoises with great respect.