Cusscipdab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, resourceful beaver.

Cusscipdab created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusscipdab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cusscipdab, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Cusscipdab's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Cusscipdab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never paint your neck brown.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.