Omtwanarmnart is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, deceitful dugong.

Omtwanarmnart created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtwanarmnart, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Omtwanarmnart, he will remove you from existence.

Omtwanarmnart's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Omtwanarmnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. You must pray to Omtwanarmnart four times a day.

5. Never think about asteroids.