Rullcunhap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain crab.

Rullcunhap created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullcunhap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rullcunhap, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rullcunhap's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rullcunhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

3. Never talk about whales.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Rullcunhap on top of all buildings.

5. Never feed nuts to great tits while wearing cyan hats.