Popcidnakarmtafwatcep is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, benevolent fly.

Popcidnakarmtafwatcep created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Popcidnakarmtafwatcep, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Popcidnakarmtafwatcep, it will think nothing of it.

Popcidnakarmtafwatcep's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Popcidnakarmtafwatcep's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Popcidnakarmtafwatcep.

2. Do not speak about coconuts.

3. Always help ants.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.