Govfudshav Dumlibpid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable frog.

Govfudshav Dumlibpid created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govfudshav Dumlibpid, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Govfudshav Dumlibpid, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Govfudshav Dumlibpid's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Govfudshav Dumlibpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest blue.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Feed all hungry voles.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Do not chop down trees.