Wikfemfom is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, almighty ferret.

Wikfemfom created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikfemfom, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wikfemfom, she will think nothing of it.

Wikfemfom's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Wikfemfom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue rats for they are unholy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not kill moths.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.