Queegweghun is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, merciless wyvern.

Queegweghun created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegweghun, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Queegweghun, it will turn you into a tree.

Queegweghun's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Queegweghun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Queegweghun.