Jipfudlib is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, witless centaur.

Jipfudlib created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jipfudlib, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jipfudlib, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Jipfudlib's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Jipfudlib's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Jipfudlib nine times a day.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.