Fatfunlak is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous swallow.

Fatfunlak created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Fatfunlak, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fatfunlak, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fatfunlak's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fatfunlak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sharks.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never talk about foxes.

5. Never eat bark.