Nutfidtofbamhotdamxen is a god.

It takes the form of a small, charitable snake.

Nutfidtofbamhotdamxen created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutfidtofbamhotdamxen, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nutfidtofbamhotdamxen, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Nutfidtofbamhotdamxen's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nutfidtofbamhotdamxen's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nutfidtofbamhotdamxen first in all things.

2. Always obey Nutfidtofbamhotdamxen's priests.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nutfidtofbamhotdamxen.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nutfidtofbamhotdamxen.