Pankabfom is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, sage wyvern.

Pankabfom created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pankabfom, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pankabfom, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pankabfom's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Pankabfom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red doves, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never sing near manatees.