Pin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, effective mongoose.

Pin created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Pin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pin, it will laugh at you.

Pin's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Pin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green shirts.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help porpoises.

5. Run away if nine tapirs approach from the east.