Targjabbog is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, sapient ant.

Targjabbog created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targjabbog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Targjabbog, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Targjabbog's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Targjabbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tapirs.

2. Targjabbog loves seals, so they must be honoured.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.