Manwadlim is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-assured troll.

Manwadlim created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manwadlim, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Manwadlim, he will be mildly annoyed.

Manwadlim's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Manwadlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help swans.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.