Kaninggar is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking dragonfly.

Kaninggar created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kaninggar, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kaninggar, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kaninggar's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Kaninggar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.