Wikbossgof is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, happy spider.

Wikbossgof created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikbossgof, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wikbossgof, it will turn you into a snail.

Wikbossgof's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Wikbossgof's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Run away if four bats approach from the west.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wikbossgof.