Didmeglarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, weak crab.

Didmeglarp created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didmeglarp, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Didmeglarp, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Didmeglarp's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Didmeglarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.