Rulhitbif is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, sage faun.

Rulhitbif created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulhitbif, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rulhitbif, she will manifest in front of you.

Rulhitbif's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Rulhitbif's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rulhitbif.

3. Hide if seven manatees approach from the west.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never mention dolphins.