Pigstragran is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, emotional shrew.

Pigstragran created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigstragran, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pigstragran, it will be mildly annoyed.

Pigstragran's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Pigstragran's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not kill porpoises.

5. Do not bounce in public.