Sigbopkom is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, impressive donkey.

Sigbopkom created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigbopkom, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sigbopkom, it will ignore you.

Sigbopkom's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Sigbopkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.