Mabdagyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tranquil bee.

Mabdagyarp created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mabdagyarp, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mabdagyarp, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Mabdagyarp's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Mabdagyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. You must love Mabdagyarp.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mabdagyarp.