Basttiglag is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy bird.

Basttiglag created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Basttiglag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Basttiglag, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Basttiglag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Basttiglag's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never look at planets.