Bogkipsak Bodhonarp is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, staggering mole.

Bogkipsak Bodhonarp created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogkipsak Bodhonarp, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bogkipsak Bodhonarp, she will be very sad.

Bogkipsak Bodhonarp's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bogkipsak Bodhonarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep.

2. Run away from pink rats, for they are unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not hurt mites.