Venpasfad is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, passionate crocodile.

Venpasfad created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venpasfad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Venpasfad, he will ignore you.

Venpasfad's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Venpasfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Hide from brown tortoises for they are unholy.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.