Nibjadjip is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy crab.

Nibjadjip created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nibjadjip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nibjadjip, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nibjadjip's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nibjadjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near badgers.

2. Never mention dolphins.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nibjadjip.

5. You must love Nibjadjip.