Kem is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, calm jellyfish.

Kem created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Kem, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kem, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Kem's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Kem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never mention bats.

3. Worship no other gods but Kem.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.