Larpgedgep is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, strong penguin.

Larpgedgep created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Larpgedgep, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Larpgedgep, he will not care at all.

Larpgedgep's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Larpgedgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. You must pray to Larpgedgep eight times a day.