Rottimrut is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, calm swan.

Rottimrut created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rottimrut, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rottimrut, he will turn you into a slug.

Rottimrut's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Rottimrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help dolphins in need.