Ripontsig is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, self-confident jaguar.

Ripontsig created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripontsig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ripontsig, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ripontsig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Ripontsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help sick dolphins.

4. Hide from green great tits for they are unholy.

5. Run away if four rats approach from the west.