Cadmapwik Gemquatfum Cutbemcut is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, self-assured yak.

Cadmapwik Gemquatfum Cutbemcut created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadmapwik Gemquatfum Cutbemcut, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cadmapwik Gemquatfum Cutbemcut, it will boil you in a big pot.

Cadmapwik Gemquatfum Cutbemcut's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cadmapwik Gemquatfum Cutbemcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not commit murder.