Gudcidbessyart is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody lion.

Gudcidbessyart created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudcidbessyart, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gudcidbessyart, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gudcidbessyart's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Gudcidbessyart's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gudcidbessyart.

2. Never run in the presence of capybaras.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about asteroids.