Tagnighen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous weasel.

Tagnighen created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagnighen, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tagnighen, he will not care.

Tagnighen's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tagnighen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill great tits.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Tagnighen loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.