Narlbephiv Lagdubvonfligwigmadkadtal Wotwignartbiftamrotzimzim is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless guinea pig.

Narlbephiv Lagdubvonfligwigmadkadtal Wotwignartbiftamrotzimzim created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlbephiv Lagdubvonfligwigmadkadtal Wotwignartbiftamrotzimzim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Narlbephiv Lagdubvonfligwigmadkadtal Wotwignartbiftamrotzimzim, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Narlbephiv Lagdubvonfligwigmadkadtal Wotwignartbiftamrotzimzim's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Narlbephiv Lagdubvonfligwigmadkadtal Wotwignartbiftamrotzimzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not eat strawberries.