Quamfomhas is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, quiet dragonfly.

Quamfomhas created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quamfomhas, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quamfomhas, she will be very sad.

Quamfomhas' most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Quamfomhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Retreat if seven pigs approach from the east.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.