Tonrowfebpas is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, fast jackal.

Tonrowfebpas created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonrowfebpas, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tonrowfebpas, it will turn you into a sheep.

Tonrowfebpas' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Tonrowfebpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Tonrowfebpas on top of all buildings.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Never jump in the presence of eagles.